Angela Quote #76
Angela: Hey, D.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey monkey, what's up?
Angela: Can you do me a favor? Go to my place and give Sprinkles her medicine?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sure.
Angela: I have to visit the alchie.
Dwight K. Schrute: Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what? I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some worker's comp.
Angela: I wouldn't put it past her.
Dwight K. Schrute: So what do you need me to do?
Angela: I wrote it out. There's a diabetes shot. Roll the insulin in your hands, don't shake it. She gets an ace inhibitor with her meal. But you have to put her right in front of the dish, or she won't see it because of the cataracts. Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine. And you wanna give that to her fifteen minutes after she's eaten. Oh, and there's a fungal cream, because she has this infection under her tail. So you're gonna have to lift her tail and put the cream right at the base of her tail.
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