Michael Scott Quote #851
Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: [as Terminator] I'll be back. And I am back.
Pam: How did it go?
Michael Scott: No, no, Pam. [as Kevin Nealon] I'm back for good. Kevin Nealon. Everybody, may I have your attention please? It is with great honor and privilege that I announce to you, I have officially withdrawn my name for consideration from the corporate job. I know, I know, I know. Michael, what are you thinking? You were a shoo-in. Well I got down there, I nailed the interview and the strangest thing happened.
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