Michael Scott Quote #846
Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: So, oh, before I forget, I wanted to let you know, if you hadn't already heard, Jan and I are back together. So I may need to fill out one of those love documents again.
David: You're back together.
Michael Scott: Yes. And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her. Or on top of her. That's not sexual. Just- We're all professionals.
David: Okay. Well, I thought it was clear in the description of the position. The job you're applying for is Jan's job.
Michael Scott: I don't understand. So we're going to tag-team it?
David: No. We're letting Jan go.
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