Karen Quote #24
Karen: Hey, thank you so much for driving me down for my interview.
Jim: Totally. No problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way? My assistant? Or-
Karen: Oh, you know, I'm going to have a congratulations Karen party tomorrow night at a friend's house.
Jim: Oh, wow. That sounds fun. Is your friend named Karen, too? What did she accomplish?
Karen: No. I'm sorry, I should have been clearer. It's for me.
Jim: Oh.
Karen: Because I'm going to get the job.
The Office Quotes
‘The Job’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up. Let's start from the ground up. Where does paper come from?
Kevin: Trees.
Dwight K. Schrute: Trees. And where do trees grow?
Kevin: Forests.
Dwight K. Schrute: Soil. Right. We have in front of you here seven different types of Pennsylvania topsoil. Now, what would you say is the most important element in the production of above-ground leafy growth? Probably phosphorus, right? Wrong. It's nitrogen. Absorb this information.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's pretty shocking.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.