Creed Quote #37
Oscar: Hey, Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
Pam: That's very funny.
Stanley: I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that. It was Patheticville. No offense, Pam.
Meredith: You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.
Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing.
[aside to camera:]
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out.
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