Michael Scott Quote #826

Quote from Michael Scott in Beach Games

Michael Scott: I just I don't see the connection between a fire walk and management.Worst $75 I ever spent. You know what? If I had to pick my replacement based on today, it would be Mr. Outside Hire.
Angela: Or Mrs. Outside Hire.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Uh-huh. True.

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 ‘Beach Games’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.

Quote from Stanley

Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.