Michael Scott Quote #798
Quote from Michael Scott in Women's Appreciation
Jan: Michael. I was- I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I- I just- I couldn't stop thinking about it, so I decided that I would drive down here and apologize to you in person. So... I'm sorry.
Michael Scott: Thank you.
Jan: So, we're good?
Michael Scott: Abso-fruitly.
Jan: [phone vibrates] Oh. Hold on. Sorry.
Michael Scott: No.
Jan: Wait a second. Oh. It's from you. [as message begins to play] Want to grab some dinner?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Maybe some Italian. Chinese?
The Office Quotes
‘Women's Appreciation’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I wish I could menstruate. [aside to camera:] If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain. Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them? You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.
Quote from Michael Scott
Karen: Look, it's really simple. We just want you guys to treat us with respect.
Michael Scott: See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?
Michael Scott: No, Dwight. Respect. R- E-S-P-C-T. Find out what it means to me.