Michael Scott Quote #775
Quote from Michael Scott in Product Recall
Michael Scott: Hello, I am Michael Scott, regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. By now, you're probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team to remove me from this office and maybe not even then.
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.
Michael Scott: That's how devoted I am to this job.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm just saying-
Michael Scott: I know.
Dwight K. Schrute: They would flank you, throw in a concussion grenade.
Michael Scott: I understand that, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: You'd be on the ground-
Michael Scott: Do you think you're taking it a little-
Dwight K. Schrute: blind, deaf, dumb.
Michael Scott: -literally, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: If you wanted to be-
Michael Scott: And now we're wasting tape. I'm going to have to cut this all out.
The Office Quotes
‘Product Recall’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
[Jim arrives for work wearing glasses, a side-parting hair cut, and a pale yellow shirt:]
Jim: It's kind of blurry. That's better. Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bears do not- What is going on? What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of $11.
[back:]
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow. I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.