Michael Scott Quote #773
Quote from Michael Scott in Product Recall
Michael Scott: What can I do for you?
Mrs. Allen: All right. For starters, I think that you should resign.
Michael Scott: Okay. Well, wasn't really my fault. The guys at the paper mill-
Mrs. Allen: You're the head-
Michael Scott: The guy at the paper mill's- No, no, no.
Mrs. Allen: You're the head of the company!
Michael Scott: I'm the head of the company?
Mrs. Allen: Yes, and that makes it your responsibility-
Michael Scott: No, I'm a regional manager!
Mrs. Allen: -and so you should lose your job!
Michael Scott: No. What? Okay. This is insane. You can get out of here. Get out. That's insane.
Mrs. Allen: Fine.
The Office Quotes
‘Product Recall’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
[Jim arrives for work wearing glasses, a side-parting hair cut, and a pale yellow shirt:]
Jim: It's kind of blurry. That's better. Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bears do not- What is going on? What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of $11.
[back:]
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow. I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.