Dwight K. Schrute Quote #300
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Product Recall
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, Dwight Schrute.
Chad Lite: Hi.
Dwight K. Schrute: And you must be from the Washington Post.
Chad Lite: Scranton Times. Chad Lite, Lighter Side of Life.
Dwight K. Schrute: And breaking corporate news.
Chad Lite: And obits.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, dear God. Okay. Here are your credentials. You've been granted level three security clearance. Don't get too excited. That's out of 20. Right this way. Regional Manager Michael Scott will be addressing the client in the pressroom shortly. Have a seat. Can I get you a beverage?
Chad Lite: Yeah, I'd like a-
Dwight K. Schrute: Great.
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‘Product Recall’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
[Jim arrives for work wearing glasses, a side-parting hair cut, and a pale yellow shirt:]
Jim: It's kind of blurry. That's better. Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bears do not- What is going on? What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of $11.
[back:]
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: Michael!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, that's funny. Michael!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow. I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.