Dwight K. Schrute Quote #295
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Safety Training
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey! Guys, listen up, Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.
Andy: Whoa. What's the situation?
Dwight K. Schrute: Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.
Andy: Okay, when is the shunning thing going to end?
Dwight K. Schrute: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.
Stanley: Is it nice outside? It's gorgeous.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's go!
Stanley: Do I need my jacket?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, it really is. It's very nice. Come on!
Ryan: Will I be too warm in a long-sleeved tee?
Stanley: Everyone's going to be fine in exactly what they're wearing! Let's go!
The Office Quotes
‘Safety Training’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life!
Dwight K. Schrute: [through a megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight K. Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael Scott: Yes. My head is in such pain and turmoil.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.