Michael Scott Quote #748
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Jan: What's wrong with you?
Michael Scott: I don't know. Was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then your assistant is all young and hot and I-
Jan: Okay, Michael. I can offer you a 12-percent raise, but you have got to ask for 15.
Michael Scott: That's ridiculous. I'm never going to-
Jan: No, just I just need you to ask for it so I can record that you asked for it. Okay?
Michael Scott: Ah. So... All right, Levinson, here's the rub. I would like a 15-percent raise.
Jan: No, but we can offer you 12.
Michael Scott: But you just said 15.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.