Michael Scott Quote #747
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Michael Scott: Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart? This is me, Jan. This is me. Okay.
Jan: Michael, please. You know, why don't we just take a break? Okay. This is- This is going nowhere.
Michael Scott: No. No. No. You do not try tactic number eight on me. I invented tactic number eight. I'm not going anywhere.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.