Jim Quote #164
Quote from Jim in The Negotiation
Dwight K. Schrute: What's this?
Jim: What's what?
Dwight K. Schrute: "Certificate of Bravery from the Scranton Police Department recognizing outstanding citizenship from a very brave young man, Dwight K. Schrute."
Jim: Wow. I guess word got around. That's a nice honor.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please. They hand these out to little kids. Look, there's a teddy bear in a policeman's cap.
Jim: [mumbling] Didn't think you'd notice.
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