Michael Scott Quote #746
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Jan: [clears throat]
Michael Scott: [clears throat]
Jan: First- First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation. All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside. Are we clear?
Michael Scott: Bippety, boppety.
Jan: Right now, we can offer you a six-percent raise.
Michael Scott: Six percent? After all we've been through?
Jan: Oh, God.
Michael Scott: I got you jade earrings.
Jan: Michael.
Michael Scott: No. No. No.
Jan: Michael.
Michael Scott: You're going to play it like this? You give me a good raise or no more sex. [to Toby] What are you writing, perv-ball?
Toby: Just preparing for the deposition.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.