Michael Scott Quote #743
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Jan: [on the phone] Well, why don't we talk next month after the quarter ends?
[Darryl shakes his head at Michael]
Michael Scott: No, Jan. I've never asked for a raise in 14 years. This is long overdue. I want to do it today.
Jan: Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today, we should do it in person, and can you get here by 5:00?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah, I'll leave right away.
Jan: Great. And listen, because of our, you know, situation, we're going to need to have a third party present.
Michael Scott: Yes. I'm bringing Darryl.
Jan: Darryl from the warehouse?
Michael Scott: Mmm-hmm.
Jan: No, Michael, we- We need an HR rep, so I think you should just bring Toby.
Michael Scott: Hey, I'd rather kill myself.
Jan: Michael, he's your branch's HR rep-
Michael Scott: No, Toby is terrible.
Jan: and we need someone else in the room-
Michael Scott: Toby is the worst human being I've ever known.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.