Dwight K. Schrute Quote #288
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Negotiation
Jim: Okay. If you don't want a gift, at least let me buy you a beer or lunch or something.
Dwight K. Schrute: When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the Rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?
Jim: Boy, I-
Dwight K. Schrute: No. And why are you so interested in buying me something, Jim? What's your angle?
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