Darryl Quote #185
Quote from Darryl in The Negotiation
Michael Scott: Oh, come on. Be serious.
Darryl: I am serious, Mike. That's a 10-percent raise. That's what I want.
Michael Scott: I can't give you that. I don't make this much.
Darryl: Come on, be for real, Mike.
Michael Scott: I don't. I'll prove it to you. There is a pay stub.
Darryl: Are you serious? You're earning this?
Michael Scott: Plus perks. Yes.
Darryl: Mike, this is barely more than I make. You've been here ten years, dawg.
Michael Scott: Fourteen years. [Darryl laughing] No, please, please don't.
Darryl: I'm sorry, Mike. Some of my folks got to hear about this one.
Michael Scott: Okay. Let's take 15 again.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.