Michael Scott Quote #740

Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation

Michael Scott: Let's get down to business. Why don't you tell me why you think you deserve a raise.
Darryl: Well, it's simple, Mike. I mean, we merged these two branches, right? So now we're shipping twice as many orders as we used to. And with Roy gone, we've got a smaller crew. And I'm picking up all of his slack, so I think I should be compensated fairly by getting a raise.
Michael Scott: [softly] Well, those are very good points.
Darryl: What? I can't hear you.
Michael Scott: [softly] Those are very good points.
Darryl: I can't- What, Mike? Are you-
Michael Scott: [softly] You make a very compelling argument.

Rate

 ‘The Negotiation’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.