Kelly Quote #32
Quote from Kelly in The Negotiation
Kelly: That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.
Ryan: I can't imagine what I would have done.
Kelly: I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like the time we were on the Ferris wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me and you just laughed.
Ryan: Well, that was funny. That's why.
Kelly: Oh, it was? Okay, well, the next time that you get scared that you think a murderer is in your apartment in the middle of the night, and you call me to calm you down-
Ryan: Okay, you know what, I-
Toby: Could you stop?
Kelly: you can just call somebody else because I'm not going to do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not.
Ryan: Well, don't talk to me about calling-
Toby: There's a bunch of people back here.
Kelly: I call you in the middle of the night-
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
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Quote from Michael Scott
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Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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