Dwight K. Schrute Quote #287
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Negotiation
Dwight K. Schrute: I saw the perpetrator advance towards the victim at a high rate of speed. His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked, indicating an attack position. Perp grabbed the victim. I removed my weapon from its secure hiding place.
Toby: Which is where?
Dwight K. Schrute: Irrelevant. Discharged it at a distance of a little over a meter into the perpetrator's eyes, nose and face area, rendering him utterly and completely disabled. Then I contacted the authorities. The end.
Toby: Thanks, Dwight.
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