Dwight K. Schrute Quote #284
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Negotiation
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam, please call security.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Every day for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.