Michael Scott Quote #725
Quote from Michael Scott in Cocktails
David: This was a gift from Lee lacocca. Twenty-year-old single malt Scotch.
Michael Scott: Here is to Mr. Lacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean. [choking]
Jan: Are you okay?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Do you have any ice?
David: Sure.
Michael Scott: How about some Splenda?
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