Dwight K. Schrute Quote #278
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Cocktails
Karen: Rachel, your house is beautiful.
Rachel: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the square footage?
David: About 5,000.
Dwight K. Schrute: Does that include the garage?
Michael Scott: Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.
David: I don't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a common question.
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