Karen Quote #17
Guy: So did the merger go smoothly or-
Michael Scott: It did. "Like butter." Mike Myers, SNL. You should ask Karen. She was one of them.
Karen: I'm the only one left. Everybody else was either fired or quit. And there's one in anger management.
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Quote from Jan
Jan: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying?
Quote from Jan
Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.