Jan Quote #21
Michael Scott: What you looking for? You bring dip?
Jan: I'm sure that it's catered. I need you to sign these, Michael. It's a waiver of some of your rights. You should read it carefully. It releases the company in the event that our relationship, in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. You get a copy, I get a copy and a third copy goes to HR.
Michael Scott: Awesome. I'm gonna frame mine. I could frame yours, too. You realize this is- This is a legal document that says you can't sue the company-
Michael Scott: Over our love.
Jan: I've never told you that I love you.
Michael Scott: You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.
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Quote from Jan
Jan: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying?
Quote from Jan
Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.