Michael Scott Quote #711
Quote from Michael Scott in Cocktails
Michael Scott: Magic, magic, magic. And now, Michael the Magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage. Can he do it? I don't see how he can.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know how. He'll dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out.
Michael Scott: No. No. Everyone, now count down with me. Three-
Jim: Sorry. Sorry, quick thing. So is it true that if you can't get out, you don't want anyone to help you?
Michael Scott: I will get out. Oh, yes. I will.
Pam: So we shouldn't help you no matter how much you might beg and plead?
Michael Scott: No. All right. Just- This is getting hot, so let's just do this, okay? Ready!
All: Three! Two! One!
Michael Scott: Go!
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