Michael Scott Quote #664
Quote from Michael Scott in Ben Franklin
Michael Scott: Hello, ladies. Who, here, is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy, Mr. Benjamin Franklin!
Ben Franklin: Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott! And good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
Michael Scott: Half pants, right, Mr. Franklin?
Ben Franklin: Knickers, in fact. Yes.
Michael Scott: He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was President.
Michael Scott: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
The Office Quotes
‘Ben Franklin’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Hello, everyone. As you know, we are six days away from Phyllis' wedding. So get your suits to the dry cleaners and get your hair did. And Karen, you might wanna invest in a dress or a skirt of some kind if you don't already have one. This may be Phyllis' only wedding ever. It's my job to insure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So I am instituting prima nocta.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Prima nocta, I believe, from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...
[later:]
Michael Scott: I'm sorry, I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yesterday, I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an "epiphery". Life is precious. And if I die, I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.