Dwight K. Schrute Quote #254
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Traveling Salesmen / The Return
Paris: Really coming down out there. The commute's gonna be hell.
Dwight K. Schrute: I have snow tires and chains, plus exceptional hand-eye coordination.
Paris: So, where were you working before this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Dunder Mifflin.
Paris: What kind of company is that?
Dwight K. Schrute: [laughing] Paper company. We're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area.
Paris: I never heard of them.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, really? Have you heard of paper?
Paris: It's gonna be like that, huh?
[aside to camera:]
Paris: I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady, little eyes. That's all I got to say on the matter.
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