Dwight K. Schrute: For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts. Professional resume, athletic and special skills resume and Dwight Schrute trivia.

Dwight K. Schrute: One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.

Andy: Five of us transferred from Stamford. There's two of us left. Me and Karen. It's like we're touring Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what? I'm not falling in a chocolate river.