Jim Quote #134
Quote from Jim in A Benihana Christmas (Part 1)
Dwight K. Schrute: You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4.
Jim: Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, good.
Jim: As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, this is stupid.
Jim: Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. I have determined that this committee is valid.
The Office Quotes
‘A Benihana Christmas (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: Hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now, because- Well, I'll just tell you.
Jim: What?
Pam: For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.
Jim: Are you serious?
Pam: They're considering him for a top-secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never, ever tell. "Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but, really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp." Wow. So, here's the gift. You get to decide what his top-secret mission is. Sorry I didn't wrap it.
Quote from Ryan
Michael Scott: I need my entourage. Jim! Dwight! Ryan. Come on. We're going to Asian Hooters.
Ryan: Oh, man, I can't.
Michael Scott: Why not?
Ryan: I'm not feeling so well. I got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy. I just ate there last night.
Quote from Angela
Angela: Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.
Phyllis: I thought you said green was whorish.
Angela: No. Orange is whorish.