Michael Scott Quote #586
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: See that? Mission accomplished. They're like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although, that'll change! Because by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.
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