Michael Scott Quote #580
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: You can't quit on the first day! That's heresy, my friend! Okay, let's talk about this. What happened? I mean, what- Was it Toby? Did he say something? 'Cause he's-
Tony: No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It's just your management style.
Michael Scott: My management style? So- Didn't you think Lazy Scranton was funny?
Tony: No. Was it supposed to be funny?
Michael Scott: Okay, well... Don't bother quitting, because you're fired.
Tony: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: You are fired! I'm sorry, but we don't have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!
Tony: But there's nothing in my desk except coupons.
Michael Scott: Don't try to apologize to me, man. It's too late! Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you!
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