Dwight K. Schrute Quote #177
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Gay Witch Hunt
Dwight K. Schrute: "Hope this helps. Jim." Nice.
[Dwight picks up a hand-held scanning wand with markers for "Homo, Bi, and Hetero". He takes it over to Oscar]
Oscar: What are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't be scared. [The device beeps when held in front of Oscar.] It works. [The device beeps as Dwight holds it in front of himself] Oh, no.
The Office Quotes
‘Gay Witch Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
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Quote from Oscar
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Quote from Karen
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