Michael Scott Quote #478
Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt
Oscar: You sound pretty defensive, Michael.
Michael Scott: No. I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero!
Oscar: I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here.
Michael Scott: No. No. The only signal that I am sending is gay good! Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you've ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers and just I'd be waving that rainbow flag.
The Office Quotes
‘Gay Witch Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy. You know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy. But, I mean, I'm not threatened by him. I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time and I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble.
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: I was going to quit, but Jan offered me a three-month, paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue. Gil and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.
Quote from Karen
Karen: Jim's nice enough. I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera, like this. What is that?