Michael Scott Quote #476

Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt

Michael Scott: Who should be the judges and juries of our society?
Angela: Judges and juries.
Michael Scott: Yes. That's a good point. She has a good point. Because gay marriage currently is not legal under U.S. Law. I bet a lot of straight men wished that applied to them so they could go out there and have some torrid, unabashed monkey sex as much as they could. You know? Sounds pretty good, right?
Kevin: That sounds great.

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