Michael Scott Quote #469
Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt
Michael Scott: Hey, what about Angela? She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.
Dwight K. Schrute: I really don't think so.
Michael Scott: I don't know. I can imagine her with another woman, can't you? [Dwight smiles] Do some research. Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim told me you could buy gaydar online.
Michael Scott: That's ridiculous.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah. Probably. He didn't tell the truth a lot.
Michael Scott: Let's call him and get the website.
Dwight K. Schrute: Definitely.
The Office Quotes
‘Gay Witch Hunt’ Quotes
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Quote from Oscar
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Quote from Karen
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