Pam Quote #58
Quote from Pam in Drug Testing
Michael Scott: Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives or the lives of a loved one. Yeah, Pam.
Pam: I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.
Michael Scott: Really?
Pam: Mmm-hmm.
Michael Scott: Jim, it's okay. You can- This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. It's okay. Just- We will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he's doing it. Okay. It's okay. [Jim gets ready to talk, gets emotional and remains silent, then sits back down again]
Michael Scott: Okay, are you sure? That looked like it was gonna be good. All right. Okay, well...
[aside to camera:]
Pam: Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. I did not expect that.
The Office Quotes
‘Drug Testing’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I like the people I work with, generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime, and I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
Quote from Jim
Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight K. Schrute: I would remember.
Jim: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight K. Schrute: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.
Jim: No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?