Dwight K. Schrute Quote #118
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Boys and Girls
Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, "When are we gonna go on a date-date?"
Guy: I hate that, too! I hate that, too!
Kevin: That sucks so hard.
Guy: It totally sucks!
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, and then they make you drive them to church the next morning. Like, gas ain't free.
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