Michael Scott Quote #356

Quote from Michael Scott in Boys and Girls

Michael Scott: What is our beef, as human men?
Lonny: You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff.
Michael Scott: Okay. All right.
Lonny: What bugs us?
Michael Scott: Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do, and we love it.

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