Michael Scott Quote #351

Quote from Michael Scott in Boys and Girls

Michael Scott: You know what? Darryl is actually the foreman here, and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy, riding the big rig. So, Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And she's our receptionist. Sort of a "Brangelina" thing.
Roy: Why?
Michael Scott: "Brangelina" is the Brad Pitt and Angelina.
Roy: I don't understand.
Michael Scott: Roy. Roy and Pam. It's a "Ram." It's a "Ram" thing.

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