Michael Scott Quote #325
Quote from Michael Scott in The Secret
Pam: Hey, your schedule for next week. Are you okay?
Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm fine. Look. About you and Jim.
Pam: I- No. No, that's- You don't have to-
Michael Scott: I just feel it's my responsibility as your boss/friend-
Pam: No, it's really, it's okay. I know that Jim had, like, a crush on me when he first started, but that was a long time ago, so-
Michael Scott: It wasn't that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.
Pam: Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?
Michael Scott: [spluttering] Okay, shut it, Michael. I'm done, that's it. I'm out.
The Office Quotes
‘The Secret’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael Scott: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: [laughing] Oh, wow. I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact.
The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar on the phone, so none of this is useful.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: People are always coming to me, "Michael, I have a secret. You're the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like, I was watching Cinemax last weekend, this movie. Portrait of a Prostitute, or something. Secrets of a Call- More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shyla, is framed for murder, goes on the run, and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't- I don't wanna live like that. I like it here. I don't wanna be Shyla, I like being Michael Scott.