Jim Quote #55
Quote from Jim in Email Surveillance
Pam: Jim's bedroom.
Jim: See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.
Pam: It's- Cool. This is your desk?
Jim: This is my desk.
Pam: Your home office?
Jim: Home office. This is it.
Pam: Yeah. You have to sit down, so I can get the full effect.
Jim: Okay, sure. Will do.
Pam: Okay, wait. So that would make me, like, right here.
Jim: Yeah, yeah, that feels about right.
Pam: And then, Dwight would be, like-
Jim: You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam, happy thoughts.
The Office Quotes
‘Email Surveillance’ Quotes
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[to camera:]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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Quote from Jim
Jim: It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal. I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, you know, have fun. And my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.