Michael Scott Quote #228
Quote from Michael Scott in Performance Review
Michael Scott: Next suggestion. "We need better outreach for employees fighting depression." Okay. All right, enough with the jokes. Nobody in here is suffering from depression.
Jan: That sounds serious, Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. Well, yeah? Who wrote it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Tom?
Michael Scott: Tom. Then, it is a joke because there's nobody in here named Tom.
Phyllis: Tom? He worked in accounting up until about a year ago. Tom. [Phyllis holds two fingers to her temple]
Michael Scott: Oh, that guy? That guy was weird.
The Office Quotes
‘Performance Review’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: And in conclusion, I think Lex Luther said it best when he said, "Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of."
Michael Scott: That's from Superman?
Dwight K. Schrute: Smallville. And that is why I feel I deserve this raise.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: Okay, Dwight, leave.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.
Michael Scott: Why on earth would we give you a raise?
Dwight K. Schrute: That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking it. Let me bring up one word. Dedication.
I have never been late. Also, I have never missed a day due to illness, even when I had walking pneumonia. I even come in on holidays.
Michael Scott: You do? How do you get in?
Dwight K. Schrute: I have a copy of your key.
Jan: That's a serious offense.