Jim Quote #44
Quote from Jim in The Client
Dwight K. Schrute: "If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang."
Ryan: "Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight."
Dwight K. Schrute: "Thank you for noticing. Now, keep me company for one more mission."
Ryan: "But as soon as I blow out these candles."
Jim: Michael Scarn takes out a 9mm gun and shoots the cake.
Ryan: "[laughing] Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word."
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Quote from Pam
Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie, is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!
Quote from Michael Scott
Jan: So when we get to the Radisson, I would like to-
Michael Scott: Oh, I changed it to Chili's.
Jan: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: Radisson, it just gives out this vibe. It's like, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson." It's kind of snooty. So...
Jan: You had no right to do that, Michael.
Michael Scott: Here's the thing. "Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens." Small Businessman Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael Scott: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.