Michael Scott Quote #175

Quote from Michael Scott in Halloween

Michael Scott: Um Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Pam: Why did you put it off until Halloween?
Michael Scott: Because it's very scary stuff.
Pam: I think it's gonna put a damper on the party a little.
Michael Scott: You're worried about the party? There's a man's life at stake here.
Pam: So it's a man?
Michael Scott: No. Or woman. A human life. If you had to guess who it would be based on their job performance and who you think deserves to be fired, who would that be?
Pam: I just answer the phone.
Michael Scott: And sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.
Pam: ... Your costume is fantastic.

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 ‘Halloween’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.

Quote from Jim

Pam: [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Yeah. Just one second. I will transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.
Jim: [answering the phone] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Hmm-hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Hmm-hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute and he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well, then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's gonna volunteer, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's gonna happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.