Michael Scott Quote #167
Quote from Michael Scott in The Fire
Michael Scott: Quiz me up.
Ryan: All right. Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?
Michael Scott: Uh...
[later:]
Ryan: Is it cheaper to sign a new customer or to keep an existing customer?
Dwight K. Schrute: Keep an existing cust-
Michael Scott: Shut it. Can I just do it, please? Uh, it's equal.
Ryan: It is 10 times more expensive to sign a new customer.
Michael Scott: Okay. Yes, it was a trick question, okay.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."