Dwight K. Schrute Quote #51
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, great. That's gonna keep you warm for, like, seven seconds. Question, is there firewood on the island? I guess. Then I would bring an axe, no books.
Jim: No, it has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.
Jim: Nice. Smart. Hollowed out. Inside, water proof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?