Michael Scott Quote #157

Quote from Michael Scott in Office Olympics

Carole: Is this a financial thing? If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom. That's an extra income for you.
Michael Scott: No, no. I'm not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walking.
Carole: You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now.
[later:]
Michael Scott: I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed. Look, I'm a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner, diversified. This is good. This is fun. We're having fun.
Dwight K. Schrute: Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today?

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