Dwight K. Schrute Quote #43
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Office Olympics
Michael Scott: This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are, like, 17 feet high. We have cable readiness right there. I'm going to totally pimp this place out. I'm going to put a surround sound system. I'm going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, terrible idea.
Michael Scott: Here's where I'm putting my bed, right here.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no, no, this is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor, totally smashed.
Michael Scott: Well, then I will get a warranty.
Dwight K. Schrute: Warranties don't cover it. Plus they're a rip-off.
Michael Scott: Well, then I won't get a warranty. So, that's the problem, it's solved.
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Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although, two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one. And it's under the porch.
Quote from Stanley
Jim: Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?
Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard, so my kids can go to college."
Jim: Fair enough.